Hi!!!!!! You're the bestest!! ;)
Wanna be friends?
::squeals with delight::
Well, I’d love to come hang with you. My humans say they can fly me over to you for free (or even let you customize your own Waggable) if you're "qualified media". I don't know what that means, but you seem pretty qualified to me. Anyway... my paws don't work well with these new touch screen smartphones, but maybe you can send a note to my humans and they'll work something out? They are at firstname.lastname@example.org. Remember to let them know how qualified media you are! :-P